Thursday, February 22, 2007

Kermit needs Piggy

Ok, as much as I think Ms. Piggy wears Kermit T. Frog's pants in their relationship (C'mon Kermee!) ... every froggy needs a spokespig.

I have some kind of bronchitis situation happening in my lungs and sound like a boy in the middle of puberty and/or a weird whisperer (ma'am, why are you whispering?). It takes so much effort to talk. Usually, this wouldn't be THAT big of a deal except it's hard to offer samples of wine when you can't talk (I can't WORK!!) A N D I'm in the process of getting all my paperwork back in order after SPI (Stolen Purse Incident), so I need a voice to talk to all those Customer Service Reps.

Oy vey! Seriously. This is the first time I've been sick in a year-and-a-half. What timing.

Sometimes, it would be really nice to have someone to speak for me.


Rita-- the chain-smoking, pubescent, whispering waitress*
*red fingernails pending

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