Friday, August 3, 2007

Escobar's Got Some Arm!

Ok, I just have to say... It CRACKS me up how intense these baseball dudes get when they crack helmets with one another or crack a hand across another player's bootay. Forget about line drives and deep left field, these guys are professional butt smackers. Seriously. I've taken some liberties and put together a guide for the non-professional.

HOW THE PROS ROLL
1. Put on the jersey of your choice (if you're not sure about this step, try one with a Cardinal on it).
2. Find a buddy who deserves a hearty "congratulations".
3. Squint as if there are stadium lights blaring above you and jog toward your buddy with purpose.
4. Start with a smooth slap to the helmet (*if no helmet is present, the head will have to substitute), then swing your hand down and finish with a nice, light-yet-targeted butt smack.
5. Nothing says "You're the man" like a professional grade fanny smack.

heh. ooooooh, the pros. Fall is coming!

Aubrey

1 comment:

  1. Where do you come up with these things?? You should go pro... seriously! :)

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