Monday, August 6, 2007

Smatterings on the Pavement

So, I bit the pavement the other day rollerblading.
So, I left a blood mark the size of my fist on the trail.
So, I somehow managed to land on the backside of my upper thigh.
It's pretty darn mangled.

I've discovered I'm not as tough as I thought I was. Do you have to be in labor to request an eppidural?

I usually digest about 6 ibuprofen per year. I've had 3 today. Kiss me and call me wimpy. Just do it.

Love,
Mangled Fleshita Aubrecita Neosporina

p.s. When did the price of iodine go up? :o)

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