Monday, January 7, 2008

Under-Eye Advertising

Is there nothing sacred? Pretty soon, you'll see Tom Brady running around with "Just for the Taste of It" across the booty of his game pants. There's something kind of gross about using every inch of one's body as advertising. Guys, don't you get paid ENOUGH? When is enough ENOUGH? Tonight, I caught a few minutes of the LSU/OSU game and one of the OSU players (I'm pretty sure) had advertising written in his eye black. Eh? Hey man, I think you forgot your nostrils. That's a good spot to advertise for Zycam. Camera 3, we need a nostril zoom. And, WAIT, what about your forearm? Let me call Corona.

I guess it's just the nature of the beast.
Down, beast. Down.

Aubrey

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