Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Why Doctors Rake in the Bennies

I am not a doctor for two reasons. First, my signature is pretty nice. Second, checklists wear me the heck out.

The "Possible Reasons I'm Spending More Time with my Pillow than my Friends Lately" Checklist

Jet Lag
Checklists
Boredom
Sleep Debt
Myasthenia Gravis
Stress
Viral Infection
Narcolepsy
Pregnancy
Caffeine
Fad Diets
Sleep Apnea
Insomnia
Skipped Meals
Drug Withdrawl
Excessive Use of Asprin
Iron Deficiency
Left Ventricular Heart Failure
BBC Films
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
Hyperthyroidism
Conn's
Addison's
Parkinson's
Menstruation
Driving in Kansas

Snore. Snooze. Snleep. Brick Houses.
Aubrey

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